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Showing posts with label Mystery. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Royal Interrogation

Hey everyone, sorry for not posting for a bit Kyle and I have been busy and we have an announcement. Recently we 'met' our goal of developing this blog through the summer with our little prompts and short stories. Now we want to change things up and focus on writing the things we want instead of forcing prompts on each other. So expect to see a lot more of continuos stories. Also we might be playing around with posting schedule and other things to bring a new life to the blog not like it was that old anyways. Anyways here is a continuation of Royalty, previous post here: http://nakedlysane.blogspot.com/2014/07/royalty-continued.html. I really should learn to embed things....


The now brooding Mr. Fields sat across the aluminum table from me. I had successfully gotten myself handcuffed to the chair I was sitting in, the restraints were tight and uncomfortable cues of Fields passive aggressive nature at the moment. He was flipping through a file, my file, trying to find something he can use. To bad I have more on him than he has on me, besides the whole he can sentence me for murder bit. It would be a grave error in putting someone in jail for something they didn’t commit. However it is not like it hasn’t happened before. I just need to make sure it doesn’t happen to me. Amber just has to prove that there is serious doubt to the accusation, not that hard I think.
“This seems like a pretty open and shut case.” Fields finally spoke up, not exactly what I wanted to hear. “You killed Mr. Connor with a syringe using your party as a cover up. What is better than having fifty other people as your alibies? To bad that is where you messed up. He was found dead not to far from your home and you even stated that you were the last one to see him alive. Now is the time to come clean and stop wasting police time and resources.”
“Why would I do that when I am innocent?” I reply, knowing full well he was lying out his ass on this. Why else would it take him so long to figure out what he was going to say?
“Come on Mr. Royal, you look like a reasonable guy even if you have made it very difficult for me and my other police officers. Everyone says they are innocent, we couldn’t convict anyone if we believed every lie we are told.” Mr. Fields struggled to reason with me.
“First of all it is doctor. I have said it so many times since I have been here. How hard is it to say? Second it’s funny that you mention lying when you are lying to me right now. Since you said I had fifty other alibies because of the party it stand to say that there are also fifty other suspects anyone at the part could have seen him recognized him and killed him. Not me.”
True surprise crossed Mr. Fields face. How could I know that? How could I not know that? I can read his face like a book. I just hope he actually believes me.
“No, I think you killed him. Why else would we have found the evidence in your house?” The detective obviously ignored my statement.
“Haven’t you heard of planted evidence? If you were a killer wouldn’t it be better to pin it on someone else than just having an alibi? Why would I just leave the evidence in my house for someone to find?”
“I don’t know doctor maybe you don’t really deserve that title anymore. For someone claiming to be so smart you obviously are messed up enough to commit murder.” Fields stuck to his story like glue.

“Maybe you don’t deserve to be a detective Mr. Fields. You go with the obvious and easy answers instead of the truth. Maybe you should do some thinking of your own. You want this to be easy, it isn’t. Do your job and find the real killer.” I said at almost wits end. I would have said more but the door opened silencing the detective and I. It was Amber; she took one look at me and closed the door. I could hear her laugh from the other side. I almost forgot that I was still just wearing a robe.  She is never going to let me down for this. Damn it.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Interview with a crazy person

Hello! Today's prompt was for me to write an interview style, so this is all dialog as if from a recording. It might be hard to follow due to the lack of tags but it just goes back and forth. The two talking are some of my favorite characters that I have created so far and the idea was to fit this somewhere in a story later on. We will see how that works. 


Collin Hunter Interview #1

“Hello again Mr. Hunter. Do you remember me?”
“How could I not? You are the one that locked me up in here.”
“Yes, well you are the one who started the challenge.”
“Wasn’t that fun? You must miss it if you are here Mr. Royal.”
“That is Doctor to you Hunter.”
“A Doctor who can’t practice, face it you are no more special than me.”
“Just because I lost my practice doesn’t mean I can’t evaluate—“
“But you can’t help me, no one can help me. I have tried your kind before, drugs, therapy you name it I tried it. There is only one cure for my sickness.”
“So you turned to murder is that right?”
“I guess you could say it like that.”
“What would you call it?”
“Sacrifices for the greater good.”
“And that greater good is you?”
“Of course, I wouldn’t be talking about you Doctor.”
“Did you want to talk about your hallucinations?
“What is there to tell?”
“Like what do they tell you? What are they like? When did they first start showing up?”
“That stuff is boring, wouldn’t you like to hear how I did it all?”
“Mr. Hunter I am the one that caught you, I already know how you did it. What I don’t know is why. You said it yourself it cures your ailment.”
“Fine then, my first little friend is what I call the narrator. His name says it all and makes me feel like a character in a book. Then there is Damien, he is not nice at all and always berating me and making me feel stupid. Finally there is lovely Olivia my only friend, besides you Doctor.”
“So Damien is the one that drives you to kill?”
“He is usually the one to break me, if you were me wouldn’t you want to be normal for any amount of time? Even if it is only for a couple of weeks, I will do anything for that.”
“How long has this been going on?”
“HA How long do you think it has been? You know that, you know how many I have taken. You only found one, try finding all of them that will take years!”
“You are already on death row. I don’t have to, I already won.”
“Now that is funny Doctor. You think I am really just going to let that happen? I will escape and I will have my peace once again. Next time I will go after you and I will destroy you.”
“Good luck trying to get out of this locked box. It’s nearly impossible to do; if you pull it off we can play our little game once again. But you will lose again trust me I always win.”
“Ha good luck then doctor. I’ll see you again soon.”


Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Royalty continued

Well hello guys today is a continuation of a project I have been working on. The first part is here: http://nakedlysane.blogspot.com/2014/06/friday-special-royalty.html . Anyways it just about how my character copes with being in jail and about to questioned while waiting for his savior of a lawyer. I tried to write a little bit longer to give y'all a bit more to read. So I hope you enjoy it.


I sat there in the cell still in my robe thinking. It is all I could do while I waited for Amber. Everything swirled around my head and I needed to straiten them out somehow. So the syringe was used to kill Neil, the officers provided that information voluntarily. The prescription drugs had to be the cause and who ever killed him decided to pin it on me. Who would want me out of the way? I may not be the most lovable psychologist but I tried to not step on many toes. My clientele might be extravagant but they wouldn’t be vindictive enough to frame me or even know of Neil, client confidentiality and all that.  Well someone at the party had to frame me and therefore had to be the killer.
I struggled like an underdog against the heavy weight champ to remember anything that happened last night and only ended up making my head hurt even more. I came up empty handed it looked like my only chance was to start my own investigation and clear my name. Easier said than done behind steel bars that so happened to clank as a voice came from behind them.
“Hey, Mr. fancy-pant-less, it’s time to move.”
Moving out the now open cell door, I couldn’t help but reply, “Nice one did you come up with that or—“ I was cut off by a solid punch to the side. Writhing in pain I attempted to keep my footing while looking for sympathy in any of the other guards, the only one who ended up caring was the convict next-door, “Did you see that? Assault and abuse. What ever happened to prisoner’s rights?”
“You gave up that right when you killed an innocent man you psychopath.” The guard said coldly as he pulled me along.
“It is sociopath and a high functioning one at that, shouldn’t you know the difference?” My mouth just wouldn’t shut up. Thank god the cop decided to ignore me this time, perhaps it was that cute female cop we passed going down the stairs. We approached what I figured was the questioning room.  Amber wouldn’t be here for another twenty minutes. I had to stall. “You know she may like you but isn’t inter-office romance frowned upon?” I blurted out.
“How did you know that?” he stood bewildered.
“I have my ways, and if it is any consolation and just to show we have no hard feeling between us I’ll give you a tip.” I had him, “Get her some new ear rings, nothing to flashy or dangly but definitely nice.”
I watched as he stammered for a moment and looked questioningly at me. “How did you know that I was going to give it to her a pair for her birthday next week… This is unreal.” He was lost for words; it brought a smile to my face. After a moment the cop spoke up, “Know what. Get in there freak.” He pushed me inside and slammed the door shut.
I was ‘alone’ I say that because of course someone was behind the one-way glass. So I did the only sensible thing in the situation I checked myself out. Made sure my hair was perfectly messy just like I got out of bed and had the worst day of my life.  I posed with my robe, opening and closing it to try out different styles. Really all I was doing was goofing off but ‘they’ didn’t know that. If I were guilty I would show it some how, by acting nonchalant it may work in my favor. I have nothing to hide. Satisfied with what I had to work with I decided leave it as it was because there is no improvement on disgrace.
I ended up just sitting in the chair to my back to the mirror. A smug grin grew on my face. I checked my handcuffs that restrained my movement just to focus on something. I could pick the lock, easy but I don’t have the right tools at the moment. My focus was shaken by the entrance of someone new, he had a suit on so I would guess a detective who was chosen for my case. So I needed all the information I could get. Focusing in I found that he was missing his wedding ring, an uneven tan, and his posture was ridged more so than any cop in this station. His hair was short and slicked back, I assumed military a man never forgets but you never know.  However I did know what he would say first.
“That is my seat.” He said in a stern voice like I am some dog at his command.
“Oh? I didn’t realize we had assigned seating. I just thought it was first come first serve.” I could see the animosity creep in on his face, he could deal with drug addicts and thugs but not me. I made the first move slowly getting up I feigned surrender as best I could with my lack on movement in my arms. “I’m sorry honest mistake that grunt of yours clearly doesn’t know how to give instructions.” The words just seemingly flowed out of my mouth like water while I concentrated on reading the man in front of me. “Hi nice to meet you.  My name is Dr. Jack Royal, Psychiatrist.” I reached out my hands for a hand shake but he was unwavering, “Anything I can do for you? Did you want to talk about your service or maybe your wife?”

            His eye flinched and his brow furrowed, maybe that wasn’t the best course of action. “The name is Detective Fields, now sit down and shut up before I do it for you.” He said as he motioned to my seat. He obviously wasn’t in the mood for games but I had only just begun to play with him. All I needed to do now was wait for Amber, who should be here shortly.

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Love Doctor pt.2 the murder


Apologies for the late continuation post. It was hard figuring out where I wanted to go with it. Anyways this is a continuation on one of my more disturbing stories and it only gets worse. Take that as a warning. This is the first part of what will be another novel in what I hope to be a series about Dr.  Royal which I posted Friday. The first part is here: http://nakedlysane.blogspot.com/2014/05/love-doctor.html and please enjoy. 


8:15 a.m. Tuesday, June 24th
Shelly walks into a cold dark doctors office. The cold is normal, the dark not so much. Dr. Underwood usually was here by now to open up, the door was unlocked so he had to be there. Shelly flipped the switch; the pale light blinded her for a moment. The disgustingly old green couch came into focus along with the shitty coffee table that had year old magazine subscriptions on top. Shelly walked past the depressing waiting room and through the door to the depressing clinic halls. No sign of Underwood.
“Maybe he is in his office,” Shelly says to herself. It was eerily quiet as Shelly opened the door. The ambient light from the computer screensaver only made vague shapes visible. A figure sat in the chair in the desk. “Dr. Underwood, why are you sitting here in dar…” Shelly asked flipping on the lights. Her breath caught short as the light filled the room. She couldn’t believe what was before her. Her former employer was slumped in his office chair. He was naked except for the dried blood covering most of his body and was restrained with rope. Shelly screamed.

8:30 a.m. I was called to the scene.
            “Hey Dr. Royal, long time no see,” Snickered Detective Fields. “How is the lovely Ms. Knight doing?”
            “Working to put criminals behind bars, like you should be.” I retorted.
It shut him up for a bit while he showed be to the office where Dr. Underwood was found. I knew already that Underwood was a Gynecologist, a bad one at that. Most doctors in this area talk to each other and rumors spread fast. However since he is in one of the poorer parts of town he gets away with a little more than he should. Even then he doesn’t deserve this. Walking in the first thing I notice in large red letters scrawled across the back wall was “SEXUAL DEVIANT.” Obviously someone was acting on a misplaced sense of justice. Ridding the world of undesirables. Next my eyes were drawn to the now dead Underwood. He was a bloody mess, cuts up and down his torso, some concentrated on his nipples. It seems he died from blood loss from a slit throat, but that isn’t the worst of it his family jewels had been cut off and thrown on to the floor. It was some piece of work and not something I had planned to see so early in the morning.
“So Doc,” Fields spoke up. “What do you think for your first real case for the Newport Police?”
I swallowed whatever saliva remained in my open mouth. “Someone definitely wanted Dr. Underwood dead,” the words finally coming from my mouth, “and made sure he suffered well before that happened. This was definitely planed and I doubt you will find finger prints anywhere of use.”
“Why do you say that?” asked the inspector.
“Well this is a doctors office how hard is it to go over to the wall and pull out some damn gloves.” I say as I begin to pull some out for myself. Although I didn’t really want to inspect the foul body any closer I needed clues. So I get behind the dead man, no trauma to the head. I look in the trash and find gauze, taking a slight whiff that confirms it as chloroform. That answers how he was stripped and restrained without much of a fight. Next point of business was to see what was last on the computer. Pressing the space key the screen comes to life instantly, displaying a video of the doctor giving his patient an exam. This was already very damning evidence but it didn’t end there with out warning muffed screams of a female orgasm erupted from the speakers. Everyone else turned away embarrassed.
“Well it looks like our dead friend here was a very perverted man indeed.” I say stopping the video just Underwood finishes and turns around smiles at the camera. 

Friday, June 27, 2014

Friday Special: Royalty

Today is another Friday Special, that means Kyle and I will be doing something special every friday. Last friday we had a guest Katie Jares who submitted a very well written story about the mundaneness of life and how fast it can change. Today, Kyle and I are posting our longer stories that we have been working on. Mine is the start of mystery novel which I hope to continue writing on and have several in the series, in fact I already have ideas for more of the novels that will be tied in here on the blog. So please enjoy.

Royalty

            I was there, in the Bahamas, lying under the shade of a giant umbrella while a smaller one bobbed in my daiquiri. The sunglasses that rested on my face hid my critical glare from the rest of the beach. Most of my attention was drawn to the ladies, who after sunbathing for hours, decided to play a game of volleyball or take a dip in the crystal clear water. It was the first moment of peace I could remember having in a long time. I couldn’t quite hide the grin that crept over my face, betraying my somewhat creepy fascination. Leaning back I watch the clouds rolls across the sky with the breeze. How did I get here again? Struggling to find an answer, I decided to bring the daiquiri to my lips when the beach began to tremble. There was a ringing in my ears and a crack appeared where the volleyball game once was. The ground groaned as gasses escaped the crevice grew as it raced towards me. The water began to engulf the now empty beach, everyone else had long since gone. Paralyzed, I watched as the calamity unfolded, I was going to die. The ground separated and I was plunged into darkness.


I awoke with a start from my nightmare to deafening blows on my door. My hangover left me stumbling out of bed. The urge to vomit came over me again explaining why my dream had taken such a violent turn. The chaos of the room became an obstacle in my state; I slipped on a dirty t-shirt and crashed to the floor. Getting up, I scrambled for my robe to cover my indecency. Continuing into the defiled living room my feet push pass the piles of beer cans. Wrestling with the sleeves I fall over a misplaced chair from the party the night before. The commotion woke up King who’s first instinct was to rush over on his stubby corgi legs and assist me in getting up by licking my now vulnerable face. “King, calm down. I’m okay,” I say as I swept up my shattered ego off the floor. Careful now, I make my way through the disaster area that was my beach home to my front door. I was about to investigate the cause of the alarm when the question answered for me.
“Newport Police, open up!”
My heart ripped in two, half jumping into my throat and the other plummeting into my stomach. Whatever was left of my mind went into overdrive, and adrenaline flooded my system. Peeking through the peep hole I could see the two in blue clearly. One was a brute of a man who could only grow hair on his upper lip, the second, dwarfed by the size of his partner, stood impatiently. What could they want with me? It couldn’t be the party could it? No, there has to be something else. Demetri better not be in the back of that squad car. Jack breathe you know better than this. My only option is to open that door and put on a show for them.
I opened the door slowly, “Can I help you?” I say meekly. Now with the door open I could clearly see their nametags: Harmon and Payne. Payne was the larger of the two; he stood silent and gawked for a moment. His shirt was wrinkled and stained giving the appearance that he was still new on the job. Harmon struggled to push Payne out of the way to no avail; Harmon was clean cut and clearly a ladies man, to bad his bulletproof vest did most of the work. I restrained the urge to visibly show my apathy that existed in that moment.
            “I’m Deputy Harmon and this is my partner Payne, we would like to ask you some question.” Harmon said finally pushing past the behemoth.
            I couldn’t take the hang over much longer, maybe if I ditched these two dopes I could get that bottle of scotch. “Could you come back later?” I started to close the door, “I am very busy at the moment as you can see, you two have a nice day.”
“Hold on there,” Harmon pushed back with more force that I did not think he possessed. “This isn’t optional Mr.-”
            “Doctor. Dr. Royal. I didn’t go through 8 years of school for nothing.” The pair were thrown off by my curt response, but I could care less. My options were dwindling. I had nothing to hide and it will probably be hard enough for them to find anything anyways. If I wanted them gone, I was going to have to humble them. It is hard to pick up on people’s interests when they wear a uniform, which means I have to rely on generalizations. I had to say something fast, “Alright then, come on in gentlemen, can I interest you in coffee or something to eat?”
            “I would love something to eat!” Payne said finding his voice at the sound of food. Bingo, that’s all I needed. Harmon elbowed him, but Payne had already made his way inside.
“Sounds great. Anyway, why don’t you two grab some of the cushions strewn across the room and sit down on the couch? I will be right back.”
“Wait,” Harmon began to protest, “you can’t just leave.”
            But I was already gone and headed toward the kitchen. They can figure it out. One cushion underneath the couch; two on top of the bookcase, the last might have been in the guest bathroom but I wasn’t sure. Navigating my way around The Fallen plants without much thought on my way toward the kitchen; noting the pieces of art that had fallen asymmetrically, who says they need to be straight. The kitchen must have been ground zero for the party. Bottles of cheap liquor were strewn about; plastic cups formed random patterns on all surfaces. I couldn’t quite tell if the majority of the food I provided ended up in people’s stomachs or on the floor. The disgusting chocolate fountain has dried up but that hasn’t quite stopped the pump from trying.
            I spy some rolls that happened to not get eaten from the night before. Waste not, want not, they always say; although this is mostly out of convenience. I decided for a new batch of coffee while the oven heated up. The appearance of hospitality is half the battle; a hot meal will have them favoring me more warmly. On mornings like this I couldn’t help but grab my favorite coffee mug, it had an “I heart Psych” logo with the heart replaced by the Greek psi; the other two wouldn’t matter much but I chose cooler colors just in case. Preparing my mug with brown sugar, heavy cream and … Irish Whisky. Where could it be? That’s when I see the bottle lying there on the floor, taunting me. Drunken Jack didn’t always make the best decisions for Hangover Jack. However I had a chance, I kept a secret stash in my study not far from the kitchen. With the rolls warming in the oven and the coffee brewing I slipped out into the hall towards the study.
            My study is the only room off limits in a party, usually locked with my keys. Which were in the door. This is a problem, I opened the door slowly, unknowing what lye inside. When did they get my keys, more importantly who took them? Breathe and the lights go on. My eyes were instantly drawn to my thinking couch, the cushions were ruffled up with clothes hanging on for dear life. They didn’t. My extensive library was now on the floor. I struggled to contain myself, concentrating on the task at hand. Careful not disturb the temporary slumber of my books I made my way to my desk. Nothing was sacred to these people; I was going to need to sanitize everything. Opening the second drawer on the right side, I lifted out the false bottom to reveal a stainless steel flask. With that in hand I made my way out of the depressing room.
            By the time I made it back to the kitchen to pull the rolls out of the oven with perfect timing. The coffee would soon finish up, the last bit of water passing through the grounds. There are not a lot of people stupid enough to pull something off such as hooking up in my study; the fit and style seemed to indicate one person, Demetri. Demetri was not really a friend more of a nuisance, someone who for whatever reason pops up at my parties with out being invited. He can’t seem to control himself around alcohol, generally devolving into a naked mess and creating chaos. Usually putting a damper on everyone else’s fun. This is the last straw. But this doesn’t do me any good now.
            Finishing up the platter for my ‘guests’ I didn’t know how much more time Harmon would allow me to evade them. Down the hall I could hear their conversation.
            “Hey, Harmon this place sure is a piece of work, this has to be the dirtiest house I have seen in a while.” Payne said a little too loud.
            “That is pretty impressive coming from you Payne.” Harmon responded.
            “Sorry for letting the doctor get distracted earlier.” Payne lamented. “I let my stomach get the best of me.”
            “Forget about it. We could use a break from high society. Besides the search has turned up nothing special so far,” Harmon said. “But where could that guy have gone?”
That’s my cue. I appeared from the hallway, “Gentlemen I am back,” I anounced, “I apologize for the wait.” Strolling over to where they sat I pushed trash off the coffee table onto the floor. Taking my coffee and a roll, I sat down. “What can I help you with gentlemen?” They looked at each other and nodded. Harmon pulled out a photo from one of the many utility pockets on his person.
“Have you seen this man recently?” Harmon asked handing the photo to me.
It was a headshot of a sickly man; his hair and face were greasy and wild. Even though they were closed it seems like his eyes were popping out the sockets. His nose was a little too large for the small size of his head. He was lying on the sand and he seemed to be soaked. Strange, there was a small red dot mark on his neck. What you couldn’t tell from the picture was he had; Bipolar disorder, anxiety, and schizophrenia. He has a problem with taking his meds and listening to authority. I should know I am his psychiatrist. This could be bad, having a patient dead even if it isn’t your fault can be bad. I might need to bring Amber in on this.
“Neil Connor, he is one of my patients. Guessing from the photo that he is no longer in need of my services,” I said handing it back.
“Indeed, he was found dead this morning. He washed up on shore about a mile south of here. What kind of doctor are you again Dr. Royal?” Harmon inquired.
“I specialize in Psychiatric Medicine; most of my patients are high profile cases around the area. Recently as a favor to a friend I took on Neil.” I said.
“When did you last see Neil?” asked Harmon.
It was hard, but the fuzzy memory of the night before came back in waves.


            The music was loud and when mixed with the lights, bodies were moving. I was going around checking how people were doing. Food and drink were flowing. From the back porch with the hot tub to the game room with poker, everyone was having the time of their life. Amber had found me talking to an old friend from college and asked me to the front door. This is where I find Neil. He acted excessively paranoid; always looking around, not only that but he was shaking almost violently. The loud music and people must have bothered him immensely.
            “How are you doing Neil? Can I get you anything?” I asked patting him on the back for assurance.
            “You gotta help me Dr. Royal, someone is going to kill me.” He said grabbing at my clothes.
            “Neil, you need to calm down no one is trying to kill you. Why don’t you take your medication?” I say attempting to pry his hands off of me.
            “I can’t take the pills, the pills are the problem man. He knows when I take my pills.” Neil was becoming more upset.
            “Calm down, Neil, it’s okay. Are you sure you don’t want a drink or join the party while you are here?” I asked as I gestured into the party. It was at this point that Neil’s face lost all color. He jerked away from me.
            “This was a bad idea, I have to go.” Neil said dashing out the door. In a moment he was gone.


“I had no idea it was real, and someone was actually try to kill him. Schizos get those feelings all the time.” I explained finishing my story.
“Well the threat was very much real. Would you mind if we searched your apartment Dr. Royal? Orders and all that.” Harmon asked as he finished writing in his note pad.
“Not at all, mi casa es su casa, as I always say.” I never say that. “I hope you don’t mind the mess.” Not like they will mess it up more anyways.
“Thank you, we will be out of your hair shortly.” Harmon turned to Payne they got up and began their search. In the mean time I laid my head back and closed my eyes. I finally had time to myself.


I grew up here in Newport; to say my family is well off is an understatement. It was mostly luck that my great grandfather bought an old mine that turned out to have oil reserves underneath it. Since then we expanded to other industries such as hotel, and land development. The Royal’s fit right in with society here in Newport; yacht clubs to wine tasting, we were everywhere. So it came as a surprise when I told my father that I would be pursuing a Ph.D. in Psychiatry, he expected me to take over the family business. But I thought differently. I decided to use my family’s connections to start up my own practice, creating a network of high profile clients, in doing so I am able to charge more for my services.
Recent statistics in Psychiatry have touted that 50% of the world’s population will have some sort of mental disorder in their lifetime. To say this is a bit exaggerated is an understatement. Throughout life people encounter mental stress, a recent trend in Psychiatry is to over diagnose this into disorder. This isn’t necessarily a good thing; in fact it might be hurting the field as a whole. Should I be more concerned about this? Sure but it is hard to fight the status quo and there isn’t a simple answer to why we do it. I on the other hand abuse it, making people with a lot of money believe they have mental problems is a lot easier than it sounds. I give them Peace of Mind and help them with smaller day-to-day problems but I am not doing any real psychiatry that uses the Cognitive Behavior Therapy learned in school. Somewhere along the line it turned into a con game.


I was in another dream when Payne grabbed my arm startling me awake. He stood me upright and flipped me around to hold my hands behind my back. What is going on? Payne effortlessly held me still as he clicked the handcuffs in place. Harmon read my Miranda rights. I attempted to struggle against the gorilla that held me behind my back to no avail. Obviously I missed something. It was probably the large water safe bag with several full bottles of medications and an empty syringe would probably do it. Now I am officially fucked. “What is going on? What is that bag doing here?” I asked panic settling in.
“We found this in your bathroom, hidden in the toilet basin. The syringe matches the murder weapon used on Neil Connor. You are under arrest for his homicide and suspected black-market drug activity.” Harmon said as the pair began to carry me out to their squad car.
“But I was framed; I had nothing to do with it. I swear!” I said as they sealed my fate by closing the door on my face.


The sun was blinding outside as I watched the squad car roll past the beach. Longing for the warm hug of the sand on your toes and the sizzling kisses from the sun, I watched paradise slip past. The dignity and self-respect that I once had was gone; now replaced by embarrassment and anger. I had a lot of time to think in the back of the squad car. What was my next move? Who framed me? What did Neil get into that he was murdered? This has to be the worst day of my life. Prescription pills and an empty syringe, and how did they make it into my apartment. I had absolutely nothing, but I did have Amber Knight.
Amber Knight is one of my longest friends; she might as well be family. A quick wit with an even sharper tongue, Always right beside or one step ahead she was the one that could get me out of any sticky situation, like that time in Mexico, New York, oh and god that Cruise in the Mediterranean. This is different. I am being accused of murder of my own patient not drugs, theft, or public intoxication. She got us out of everything, which is why she is such a great lawyer. Even if I am being framed I have no idea what the American Psychological Association is going to say. If word gets out I am done for; not only my license to practice be taken away, so will my credibility as a Psychiatrist. I have to take care of this quick. The weight of the implications started to fall on my shoulders, breathe.
“Are you comfortable back there Dr. Murderer?” Harmon started giggling at his own stupid joke as Payne drove.
“Oh yeah I am right at home, but I was wondering if you guys wouldn’t mind stopping for some donuts, don’t worry I got this one.” The roll I ate turns violently in my stomach mixing with the Irish coffee. I close my eyes and try to steady myself.
“You would like that wouldn’t you but we are already approaching the station,” Payne said.
I could feel the squad car slow down and pull up into a parking lot. Pulling in front of the police station I open my eyes. Payne took his sweet time pulling me back to me feet, and then walked on briskly. I struggled to keep my slippers on my wobbly feet. My only option was to go with the flow. I need to stay as quiet as possible, ‘anything I say or do can be used against me in a court of law.’ The welcome comity wasn’t impressive. They took prints and a mug shot, every single cop laughed as they interacted with me. A killer in a bathrobe.
I used to have everything together. My name meant something. In school the weekend was Thursday through Sunday. Either by miracle or luck I succeeded in making A’s and finishing grad school in one go. It is not like I didn’t deserve it; I worked hard for it and used my charisma, intelligence, rationality and a great understanding of the human mind.  Do I have some bad habits? Sure. Let’s just say I like to fill my time, and things come easy.
After processing I was finally able to make my phone call. I picked up the phone, and eyed the cop that directed me there for a moment, “Mind backing up for a private conversation?” He hesitated but I held my glare until he relented. I summoned my courage as I punched in the numbers and waited for her to answer.
“You better have a good reason for calling this early on a Saturday,” came from the phone.
“Its 11:21 a.m. you bum. It’s me Jack; I have a problem and kind of need a favor.”
“This better not be one of your crazy methods of getting me over to your place to help you clean.”
“Not exactly, this is a little bit of a bigger favor. It kind of involves the police.”
“Did you go on a drunk rampage on the beach again?”
“Even worse than that. Do you want to know now or when you get to the police station?”
An audible sigh came from the other end, “Just tell me.”
“I have been framed for murdering one of my patients.”
“I’ll be there in 30 minutes, don’t do anything stupid.” She was gone.
The guard must have seen me hanging up the phone because he slowly strolled over. “Come on, back to your cell.”